Club Penguin Issue #371

Since today is Thursday, this is the day in which Club Penguin updates the Club Penguin Times. This issue is very weird due to the fact that this newspaper is more unique than most other papers that Club Penguin has printed.

 This is the first segment in the paper.

Author Classified- Where is Herbert? Have his plans hit a speed bump? Are the EPF causing trouble behind the scenes? Those are the unanswered questions, as Herbert's power seems to be slipping.....

Second Segment.

Author Classified- EPF agents are going missing. The temperature is dropping to dangerous levels. But there is hope The EPF resistance continues to fight. And at least one agent seems to have Herbert nervous. At his fancy party, Herbert P. Bear was overheard yelling "What?! There are still agents on the loose? Wait... THAT agent is still on the loose!?"

"UNACCEPTABLE! We've caught EVERYONE ELSE! The entire EPF Leadership is in my clutches! Do I have to hunt down that agent myself?!" "FIND THEM! You KNOW what they can do. That agent is as dangerous as the Director!!" "Do not rest until you have them! NOW GO!" Club Penguin's darkest hour has come. Will the EPF prevail?

Third and final segment.

Dec. 6: New fashions are ready to hit the stands... Will Herbert allow them?

 Dec. 6: Check out the latest in sportswear... If Herbert hasn't banned them.

Dec. 13: New furniture coming... unless Herbert burns it for firewood.

Do you think Herbert's reign will be for much longer? How about the catalogs, do you think they will release and Herbert will be gone? Thanks for taking the time to read this long post. Be sure to share and comment if you can.